My life is exceptionally awkward on a regular basis. Often times situations I get myself into are too funny not to share. You're welcome.
-When my elderly neighbor approaches my car after I check my mail, and tries to make me take hers. Miss, I am not the mailman. There is a communication barrier and it goes on for way to long. I think she left offended.
-Talking to someone with an accent and realizing a few minutes too late that I suddenly sound like Eliza Doolittle from My Fair Lady. The guy noticed.
-Trying to push a grocery cart that will only go right.
-Singing in my car, arriving at my destination, STILL singing when I get out of my car. Weird looks were given. No, this white girl cannot sing a Wiz Khalifa song very well..
-Trying to get someones attention at Starbucks, and resorting to, "Young man?". Let's celebrate my eightieth birthday next year guys. (There is a good possibility that he was older than me)
-Let me paint you a picture for this one. Me and a good friend are at a packed grocery store. We have been waiting in line for at least 15 minutes. The checker starts scanning my items, but the guy in front of us still hadn't paid. He ends up paying for my food with out knowing it & good people we are go after him. This checker was not bright & it takes some serious talking to for her to realize they OWE him money. No, he does not need to give you any more... he paid for ours. If you pay him back I will pay for my food & we can be on our way... People were mad. The situation was hideous.
-When my elderly neighbor approaches my car after I check my mail, and tries to make me take hers. Miss, I am not the mailman. There is a communication barrier and it goes on for way to long. I think she left offended.
-Talking to someone with an accent and realizing a few minutes too late that I suddenly sound like Eliza Doolittle from My Fair Lady. The guy noticed.
-Trying to push a grocery cart that will only go right.
-Singing in my car, arriving at my destination, STILL singing when I get out of my car. Weird looks were given. No, this white girl cannot sing a Wiz Khalifa song very well..
-Trying to get someones attention at Starbucks, and resorting to, "Young man?". Let's celebrate my eightieth birthday next year guys. (There is a good possibility that he was older than me)
-Let me paint you a picture for this one. Me and a good friend are at a packed grocery store. We have been waiting in line for at least 15 minutes. The checker starts scanning my items, but the guy in front of us still hadn't paid. He ends up paying for my food with out knowing it & good people we are go after him. This checker was not bright & it takes some serious talking to for her to realize they OWE him money. No, he does not need to give you any more... he paid for ours. If you pay him back I will pay for my food & we can be on our way... People were mad. The situation was hideous.
& here is my favorite photo of me and my puppy
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